Intensity 70%

an-aesthetic-messs:

crazyintheeast:

rowdyravens:

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

Me: *wakes up* Go on

Reblogged from: mount--cleverest

willgraim:

sherlocking-and-foxing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

jonbrnthal:

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i’m the same age as twerking and bromance guys

‘Internet service provider’….how fucking old am I???!!

lmao bitch hyperlink and JPEG i’m the fuckin crypt keeper

dissociative identity disorder
booty call
WEBSITE

Reblogged from: fivesecondmemory

rubyetc:

hmm after extensive googling I can only conclude that the cause of my symptoms is that I have a body

Reblogged from: kristoferngully

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

Reblogged from: entirelyfurious

sheikofthesheikah:

nicodoll:

extradan:

nicodoll:

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

Reblogged from: ambiwitch

sarcastic-clapping:

i hate when people turn self deprecating humor posts into positivity posts. like no!!!!! let me drag myself and others like me!!!! stop trying to pick me up!!!! i want to be writhing in the dirt with the other worms where i belong!!!! stop trying to make me love myself ur goal is futile!!! leave me to be vile u relentless saccharine human personification of splenda artificial sweetener!!! it is the only way i experience joy!!!!

Reblogged from: sarcastic-clapping

kogaroshi:

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

Reblogged from: childofeberron

someone please teach me to dress more masculine without being a potato sack or having to bind